“It’s 170.59 kilometers distance to Chicago, Illinois. Our petroleum reserves are at 100% capacity. We have ten cigarettes. There is no illumination. And we have on eye-wear that reduces the amount of light that enters our retinas. Which is illogical.”
“Hit it.”

He is seriously Rupert Graves’ tiny twin. Precious.
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Unfuck Your Habitat: Unfuck Your Habitat Fundamentals
I need to do this. BAD. Like, serious habitat unfucking.
- 20 minutes is not a long time. Marathon cleaning sessions, while satisfying, are exhausting and make you never want to clean ever again. 20 minutes at a time, once or a few times a day, is a sustainable way of keeping your habitat unfucked.
- PUT IT AWAY. Probably 75% of our mess is made up of…
headphone hole plug ;_; want!
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE MY IPHONE IS INCOMPLETE NOW.
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